finally — batch #246

MANGO
GUMMIES

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* individually wrapped. dangerously chewy. mildly smug.
CONFIDENTIAL SNACK REPORT

THE CHEW FILE

CASE NO. 246-MANGO
BATCH
#86
STATUS:
TOO CHEWY
WARNING:
MAY DISAPPEAR
FAST.
CONFIDENTIAL SNACK REPORT - DO NOT SHARE
UNLESS YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH.

WHY THIS BAG
GETS REPORTED.

01

PERFECT FOR
SHARING

Technically true. We’ve just never personally witnessed anyone do it. The bag opens, then it’s every hand for itself.

02

INDIVIDUALLY
WRAPPED

Every gummy gets its own little outfit. Fancy. Also: pocket-proof, desk-drawer-proof, and “I’ll just take two for the road”-proof.

03

IRRESISTIBLE
CHEW

Soft, springy, and slightly rude about how good it is. This is the texture 246 batches were sacrificed for. Worth it.

THE ORIGIN STORY, ABRIDGED
BATCH #246
yes, we counted.
WE MADE 245 BATCHES THAT WEREN’T GOOD ENOUGH — SO THIS ONE IS.
BATCH #013 — too humble.
BATCH #131 — technically a candle.
BATCH #207 — made Dave cry.
BATCH #245 — only “amazing”.
BATCH #246 — THE ONE.
THREE SKUS. ZERO RESTRAINT.

CHOOSE YOUR CHEW.

$9.99 / 2-Pack
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Retail sightings

FIND US
ELSEWHERE.

same mango chaos, different carts.
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REVIEWS

(all real. our egos are fine. probably.)
*ROXY*
★★★★★

“LOVE THESE GUMMIES. GREAT TASTE. PLEASE RESTOCK, I NEED TO BUY MORE!!!”

June 14, 2026

*KOURTNIE GROSS*
★★★★★

“SO GOOD! SOFT AND CHEWY, INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED.”

June 11, 2026

*@AMBERCRAVEY529*
★★★★★

“THESE WERE SOOO GOOD! I HAD TO REFRAIN FROM EATING THE WHOLE BAG.”

June 10, 2026

*D*****Y*
★★★★★

“100/10! OMG SO SO GOOD. ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE MANGOES.”

June 9, 2026

*@DIANEMCKENZIE211*
★★★★★

“I BROUGHT THESE FOR MY GRANDKIDS. THEY REALLY LIKE THEM.”

June 8, 2026

*MARIA FINLEY*
★★★★★

“HAS A REALLY FRESH MANGO TASTE! THE PACKAGING WAS SUPER CUTE TOO.”

June 6, 2026

*K2HC KIARA*
★★★★★

“BEST CANDY I’VE HAD IN A WHILE! MY NEW FAVORITE!”

June 5, 2026

*K I R Y A*
★★★★★

“THIS MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE CANDY. PATIENTLY WAITING FOR A RESTOCK!!!”

June 5, 2026

*LAURA*
★★★★★

“THEY WERE SO GOOD AND I DIDN’T WANT TO SHARE THEM BUT I DID.”

June 3, 2026

*@LISARAMBLINGS*
★★★★★

“YUMMMMMY!!! SOOOOO GOOD!!!! CAN’T GET ENOUGH!! DEFINITELY A REORDER!!”

June 2, 2026

*K*****K*
★★★★★

“INSANE VALUE. I FINISHED AT LEAST A WHOLE BAG IN ONE SITTING.”

June 2, 2026

*AMANDA APPEL*
★★★★★

“REALLY LOVED THE SOURS. GREAT FLAVOR, GREAT TEXTURE, VERY CUTE.”

May 30, 2026

QUESTIONS? OBVIOUSLY.

Why is Original so sticky? +

Because that’s part of the experience.

Original is extra soft, extra chewy, and yes—extra sticky. That’s what gives it that satisfying pull-apart texture.

Why are they individually wrapped? +

A few reasons.

They stay fresher, they’re easier to share, and they don’t stick together in the bag.

Plus, it makes saying “just one” slightly more believable.

Slightly.

How sour is Sour Mango? +

Sour enough to make things interesting.

Not “I regret this decision” sour. More like “okay, I need another one” sour.

Is there free shipping? +

Yep.

Free shipping is included, so you can spend your money on gummies instead of shipping fees.

Is there gelatin in them? +

Nope.

Zero gelatin. Just chewy mango goodness.